Jan. 12, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Oklahoma Sooners lost the BCS national title game to the Florida Gators on Thursday at the Orange Bowl in Miami Gardens. The loss was avoidable. The Sooners forgot the most important lesson of the Revolutionary War, never wear red in the woods. • The Oklahoma […]

Jan. 11, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Spider Man is helped by Barack Obama in a Marvel Comics issue this month. It’s nothing new. Forty-six years ago Action Comics had President Kennedy help protect Clark Kent’s identity in return for teaching him how to see through women’s clothes. • New York Giants playoff […]

Jan. 9, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Dallas Cowboys said Monday Oklahoma will play Brigham Young in the Cowboys’ brand new stadium in September. They found a cheap way to demolish and level their old facility. They are going to hire President Bush to bring democracy to the stadium. • President Bush […]

Jan. 8, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Oklahoma Sooners play Florida for the national title tonight. They’re both party schools. Every year the Betty Ford Center touch football championship is won by either the patients who graduated from Oklahoma or patients who graduated from Florida. • San Francisco was the site of […]

Jan. 7, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Caroline Kennedy was assailed Monday by opponents who claim she’s inarticulate and ill-informed. The doubts have set off a frenzy. Sarah Palin was forced to have a grandbaby out of wedlock the next day in order to keep her title as America’s Bimbo. • Charles Barkley […]

Jan. 6, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Caroline Kennedy gave an interview to the New York Times Friday which unmasked her as inarticulate and unknowledgable. She has absolutely no credentials to be a U.S. senator. Bill Clinton just offered to cheat on her if that will help her chances. • Senator Hillary Clinton […]

Jan. 5, 2009

HOLLYWOOD – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Israel and Gaza broke out in war Monday prompting violent Arab street protests against Israel. What’s lacking is leadership. Right now Yasser Arafat is in hell reconciling himself to the fact that he’ll have to share the place with Bernie Madoff. • Times Square had a […]

Jan. 4, 2009

BEVERLY HILLS – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Marley and Me topped the box office with its story about a couple and their terribly behaved dog. What a moneymaking formula. Jerry Jones is now selling tickets to his new football stadium by chasing the Dallas Cowboys around town with a rolled-up newspaper. • […]

Jan. 2, 2009

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? Enjoy part three of our annual look back at things that made us laugh in 2008. • SEPTEMBER – Beverly Hills residents suffered more coyote attacks on their pets Monday. The coyotes deploy females in heat to lure dogs outside, then devour them. In their own defense the coyotes […]

Jan. 1, 2009

HOLLYWOOD–Happy New Year, and how’s everybody? Enjoy part two of our three-part look back at things that made us laugh in 2008. • MAY -