July 21, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The President Bush Library was voted permission Friday to be built at Southern Methodist University in Dallas. He belongs there. With Michael Irvin, Pacman Jones, Josh Hamilton and now George W. Bush, no one can deny that Dallas will forgive anybody. • Buckingham Palace suffered further water damage […]

June, 29 2008

BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • San Francisco will name the city’s sewage treatment plant after President Bush if a ballot measure passes this fall. Don’t miss the tour. Inside the plant will be an exhibit showing visitors the difference between weapons of mass destruction and Shinola. • Shaquille O’Neal was ordered by […]

Jan. 9, 2008

Argushamilton.com Argus Hamilton HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Roger Clemens denied steroid use on CBS 60 Minutes on Sunday, and on the same show Pakistan’s Pervez Musharraf denied having a hand in Benazir Bhutto’s assassination last week. The ratings were huge. Everyone loves liar’s poker night on CBS 60 Minutes. • Britney […]

Jan. 8, 2008

argushamilton.com Argus Hamilton HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Entertainment Tonight aired video of a celebrity meltdown Saturday. Everyone’s favorite blonde was strapped on a gurney and taken to a mental ward, crying that her husband ruined her life. It could get worse if she doesn’t win New Hampshire tonight. • General Motors […]

Jan. 1, 2008

argushamilton.com Argus Hamilton BEVERLY HILLS — God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The San Francisco Zoo was termed a crime scene after a tiger attacked zoo patrons. It doesn’t seem possible. The cat had to jump a 15-foot moat and a 20-foot-high fence, and that was just to get into the United States from Mexico. […]