Aug. 7, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • China was hit by a 6.2 earthquake in the middle of the country on Tuesday. It struck just three days before the games begin. We could have the first Olympic Games in history that hand out medals for standing still and breathing deeply. • President Bush arrived in […]

Aug. 6, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • President Bush left for Alaska, South Korea and Thailand Monday before heading to China. He’s taking his usual entourage of SUVs, cargo planes and helicopters. As soon as he released his itinerary, oil shot up $2 a barrel on supply concerns. • China promised the most spectacular fireworks […]

Aug. 5, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Brett Favre declined Green Bay’s $20 million offer to stay retired in Mississippi Friday. He’d rather mix it up in the trenches on Sundays. Every 150 years Americans have to learn again that Southerners would rather fight than farm. • Ludacris released a profane rap song endorsing Barack […]

Aug. 4, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Los Angeles Dodgers stunned the baseball world by acquiring Boston Red Sox legend Manny Ramirez Friday. He’s world famous for his tremendous talent and his crazy behavior. He’ll blend into Los Angeles like it’s the Witness Protection Program. • John McCain pulled even with Barack Obama in […]

Aug. 3, 2008

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Aug. 1, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Brett Favre infuriated Green Bay Packer fans with plans to arrive in training camp on Friday and rescind his retirement. For months, people in Wisconsin have showered the emotional quarterback with going-away gifts. He is not going away, but it was worth a try. • Oliver Stone released […]

July 31, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Barack Obama met with economists Monday following his return from Europe, where he met with NATO leaders and helped craft a unified Allied policy for disarming Iran. He’s the acting president of the United States. Nature can’t stand a void. • Brett Favre faxed a letter to the […]

July 30, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Dark Knight passed $310 million at the box office in its first 10 days out. It was a very expensive movie to make. Just the amount of gasoline it took to get fire to shoot out of the Batmobile nearly broke the studio. • China said Monday […]

July 29, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • John Edwards refused comment Saturday after he was spotted seeing his mistress and love child at the Beverly Hilton. A lot of people are angry. Comedians wasted one year rooting for Hillary Clinton thinking she was the candidate of adultery jokes. • The U.S. Olympic basketball team played […]

July 28, 2008

HOLLYWOOD–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Green Bay Packers said Brett Favre will report to the team’s training camp Sunday. It will be taped for a reality show. Brett Favre is going to compete with Barack Obama in a series of challenges to determine which one of them is the Second Coming. • […]