a view from under the pew: cheetos and faith

Gary Mitchell: Religion columnist

amos the churchmouse:

a view from under the pew

Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

cheetos and faith

boss i m facing a lull
in my faith life right now
a void in my quiet time
a lack of revelation
in my contemplation
no inspiration in my

in other words
all s quiet on the prayer front
when i study god s word
boss my mind is there
but my heart is gone
my body goes through the motions
but my spirit is
snuggled up in bed

there is no joy
no life no great love
no deep thoughts from above

oh it s miserable to be a mousy
christian without the joy of jesus
rocking your soul

so i went to pastor leroy beetle
to share my doleful dilemma

has some dark dreadful sin
entered your heart within says he

sin is always striving to get in
says me in all honesty