a view from under the pew: requiem for a pet frog part two

By Gary Mitchell: Religion columnist

Editor’s note: Last time, Amos set up shop observing the animals in the church pew underworld attempt to console Sammy Salamander after the loss of his best friend, Petey the Pollywog. Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t work the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

requiem for a pet frog
part two

boss it wasn t long before
bertie woeworm wriggled
by sammy s stump bertie looked
as discouraged as sammy boss

hello sammy bertie said you
look about as bad as i feel